Tonight on the Hallmark Channel: Janet Torrance, a big city writer who escaped to quiet Vermont in order to finish her latest novel, becomes snowbound after the second Nor'Easter in less than a week hits her idyllic little Vermont cottage. With only her thoughts and a DVD of "Romancing The Stone" to keep her company, shit goes off the rails fast. But in a real quaint way. Will she accuse her sculptures of having the shining? Will she join an imaginary bartender in her creepy basement for a nightcap? Will she say, "fuck it", throw her shovel down the hill and launch herself face-first into a snowbank so that the elements can take her to Valhalla? You'll have to tune in and see!

Parental Guidance Suggested

10pm ET/9pm CT