Tonight on the Hallmark Channel: Part 4

Tonight on the Hallmark Channel, a successful baker moves back to her hometown and gets roped into singing in the local church choir. While she doesn't feel she has time for church or the holidays anymore, she begrudgingly joins and in the process befriends the shy daughter of the new widowed Pastor. After finding the daughter crying because she couldn't participate in the town holiday bake-off due to her incredibly basic food allergy, the successful baker teams up with the daughter to help her bake bland gluten-free treats. Thus winning the heart of the daughter and the loins of the Pastor. Before you know it the Pastor was insisting on sampling all of the bakers moist buns *wink* - and then they progressed to some 9 1/2 Weeks food kink with various types of batter and icing. Unfortunately, the Pastor had a family history of diabetes, and this incredibly high sugar and pussy diet sent him over the edge. He ended up in a diabetic coma for three weeks. Though he recovered, he ended up a bit simpler than when he went into the coma. The Baker lets other townsfolk sample her treats on the side, because she's super horny and didn't sign up to be a caretaker for a diabetic Pastor and his boring daughter, but such is life.  Happy Holidays.

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