Tonight on the Hallmark Channel: Part 3

Tonight on the Hallmark Channel, a former Hollywood assistant who moved to Vermont after watching one too many Nancy Meyer's films, reconciles herself to the reality of living alone in a place where one has to deal with not only the loneliness but also the elements. After a challenging day that involved an emergency vet visit AND a foot of snow that required her to ditch the car in a parking lot and slog up a very steep hiIl, she started to think she might've made a very, very stupid mistake. Instead of going down a path of chugging artisenal Sizzurp (codeine + maple syrup) and stress crafting voodoo dolls of all the former male bosses who wronged her, which she SERIOUSLY considered, instead she holed-up inside, letting the snow fall wherever it might and wrote erotic X-Files fan fiction. If she survived until the Spring, she'd consider it a success. If she didn't, it was a good run and she'll have left behind a really wonderful story about Mulder, Scully and Izzy from The Post-modern Prometheus episode getting high off bug-bombs and having a wild three-some. A true Christmas legacy. 

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